A Day At the Office

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. 'Listen', said the CEO, 'this is important. My secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?' 'Certainly', said the young executive (feeling his career igniting beneath him as his heart beat wildly). He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO as his paper disappeared in the machine. 'I just need one copy'